Back On The Wagon...

I fell ya bro....

Well, as awesome as it is living in the Xterra Inn and being able to shred everyday, I'm starting to think my body is rejecting this hard core rock n' roll lifestyle and any further nights spent in the sub 20 degree weather could possibly be detrimental to my health. Last weekend I was feeling quite shitty, with symptoms ranging from an overall dog shit feeling throughout my entire body, to green shit coming out of my throat, and someone playing a Neil Pert drum solo in my skull. I felt So shitty in fact, I left the mountains and went to Fort Collins to chill out and recover for a few days. I didn't feel this shitty though... It was very nice to have a nice warm couch to sleep on, a bathroom that was accessible 24 hours a day, running water, and a meal that wasn't either:

A) Coffee
B) Nature Valley Granola Bar (Oats and Honey flavor, of course)
C) Strawberry Pop Tarts
D) McDonalds Honey Mustard Chicken Snack Wraps (OMGSFGBTW) ((Oh My God So Fucking Good By The Way))

E) Honey Buns
F) Sudafed
G) All of the above

My very good buddy Jake G made me some delicious meals, provided ample amounts of grocery brand cream soda, which as it turns out is really, really tasty, sat on the couch all day with me and watched critically acclaimed films, and overall nursed my sick little body back to health. Thanks again JG.

I'm feeling all better now, and am ready to give up living in the Xterra. I hate being sick and have had enough of the nomadic traveling, dirt-ball, shred-bum, mentally wandering life style. So, I'm moving to Denver and getting a 9-5 as a legal assistant, a nice little loft down town, and a schnauzer. I won't have much time for snowboarding or skating anymore and I'm selling Hybrid Sessions to some global corporation, but that's ok, I'll have lots of money and high class friends and I'll drink dry martinis with an extra olive. Life is good.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Psyche!! Oh man I had you all going there didn't I?!? You totally bought it... I think you'll be happy to know I'm not giving up living in the Pewter Palace, in fact I'm in Keystone at this very moment awaiting another magical night in the Xterra and at least 10 days in a row of shred. The determining factor of when I'll be moving out of my SUH (Sport Utility House) is when I run out of money, which hopefully, if I play my cards right, isn't until at least sometime in April. Fingers crossed!


Xterra driving face

I'm really hoping to get some usable footy in the next few days so I can make another video, because I really like doing that. Also, my mu-stache is starting to curl up on its own now... pretty pumped about that. Um, that's about it for this post I guess... "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."